did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Randomize
