Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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