some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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