absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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