i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We got so high we made milksteak
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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