i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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