Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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