Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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