Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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