i just google imaged poop.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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