I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Randomize
