I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
The dick lei will go down in squad history
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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