just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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