just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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