oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Sext me about skeletons
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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