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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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