Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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