ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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