Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I wear drunk well.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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