she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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