I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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