OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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