We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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