i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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