I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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