I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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