Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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