I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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