Dual....:-)
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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