I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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