we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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