So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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