then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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