So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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