I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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