can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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