Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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