But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
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