I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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