I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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