just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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