I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
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