you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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