She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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