FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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