So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
