doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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