its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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