how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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