you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He better not be in your backpack
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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