Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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