sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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