Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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