My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
you never un-have a 4some
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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