I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
