she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
