So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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