And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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