No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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