Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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